I picked up Parker Posey's memoir, You're On an Airplane, and boy was it light. To say it didn't meet expectations might suggest I had ones for it. Even so, I felt disappointed. I was annoyed by the concept - including witty asides to flight attendants, as if you really were stuck on an airplane with Parker Posey. More annoying were the irrelevant summaries of things like Ayurveda and Ashtanga yoga. I guess I had hoped for surprisingly elegant prose, or cool and subversive collages. Instead, the collages were pretty silly and Posey's stories about movies fell flat. She also glossed over accusations against Woody Allen, calling Dylan Farrow's open letter about being sexually assaulted by Allen "the news" that came out in the papers that day. But her account of working with Louis C.K. was fascinating, and I appreciated her documenting his pathos. (She never went into any accusations about him, either.)
I also checked out a book called Jackie Ethel Joan: Women of Camelot and stuck with it, despite my reservations about 1) going too far down a Kennedy rabbit hole and 2) the fascinating and jarring prose. I read it at the suggestion of a friend who read my last post about Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis, a wonderful biography written by Barbara Leaming that now looks incredible, and feminist, and necessary, compared to Jackie Ethel Joan, which came out in 2000. Jackie Ethel Joan tracks the lives of three Kennedy wives - married to Jack, Bobby, and Ted, respectively - and what can I say? Despite its generous warmth, and its compassion while pulling back the curtain on the egregious infidelity all three wives endured at the hands of their philandering husbands, it just felt written by a man to me.
One line in particular jarred me when I read
it, about Joan Kennedy experiencing a miscarriage:
"Shortly after nightfall, Joan felt a sharp abdominal pain, the kind all pregnant women fear."
It just felt weird reading that statement. Like, how many times has he been pregnant? How many women did he poll before writing that? As fraught as pregnancies can be (and were for the Kennedy women), and as much anxiety as I had about the impending births of my children, I don't think it's fair to say that's a universal fear for all women. Maybe he meant for those who had miscarried before, as Joan had.
ANYWAY. I feel guilty criticizing any book because writing one is no joke. Hats off to all authors, period, the end.
And, hats off to this guy, huh? He knows what being a red panda is ALL ABOUT. (The fans, obvi.)
"Shortly after nightfall, Joan felt a sharp abdominal pain, the kind all pregnant women fear."
It just felt weird reading that statement. Like, how many times has he been pregnant? How many women did he poll before writing that? As fraught as pregnancies can be (and were for the Kennedy women), and as much anxiety as I had about the impending births of my children, I don't think it's fair to say that's a universal fear for all women. Maybe he meant for those who had miscarried before, as Joan had.
ANYWAY. I feel guilty criticizing any book because writing one is no joke. Hats off to all authors, period, the end.
And, hats off to this guy, huh? He knows what being a red panda is ALL ABOUT. (The fans, obvi.)
Speaking of authors I admire, Tim has a story out at Puerto Del Sol.
It's called Cakewalk, and its about small town festivals,
New Age kooks, and a giant statue of Paul Bunyan. **Insert Blue Ox emoji
here.** (He also has a story called Mars Renaissance: 8 Things a Man Should Know How to Do at New Limestone Review, which I just remembered when I put up that picture of the sign on the men's bathroom, naturally.)
I also checked out a book called The Children by Ann Leary, who wrote my favorite Modern Love column of all time, but I haven't gotten The Children yet. Leary wrote a book called The Good House, which I LOVED, and is incidentally the wife of the actor Denis Leary, who was good in the movie version of Jesus' Son. (Billy Crudup slayed in Jesus' Son, too, obviously, but I am still reeling from the fact that Crudup left his longtime partner Mary-Louise Parker ten years ago, when she was seven months pregnant. And for Claire Danes. YIKES.)
On the topic of celebrity gossip, I finally subscribed to Homophilia, a podcast by Matt McConkey and Dave Holmes, whose memoir Party of One I wrote about here and here after it blew my mind. Homophilia is funny, snappy, heartfelt, and full of pop culture, and I am into it lately.
Our littlest baby is walking now, and his cheerful shuffles around the
house take my breath away. He says "Awwwwww" when he gives hugs, and he eats hotdogs way too often. He thinks my
print of a crane should bark (and who's to say it shouldn't?) and we
call him the Tax Man because if anyone in the room has a snack, he all but yells "pay up!" and
motions for a bite. For now, I admire his
confidence and, as Anthony Hopkins says of the Samuel character, the youngest brother in Legends of the Fall, "He certainly was the best of all of us." (Or something like that.)
Happy fall! Get thee to the cider mill.
XOXO
Happy fall! Get thee to the cider mill.
XOXO